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Waxing – What A Sticky Situation!

Body hair.  We all have it, but, a lot of people don’t like it.  They don’t like it on themselves and they don’t like seeing it on others.  So, it’s no surprise men and women alike have been removing their body hair for many, many years.  In fact, ancient Egyptians and even cavemen removed at least some of their body hair.  In many instances it was actually considered a status symbol to be hairless!

Today most women sport hairless armpits and legs and generally, a whole lot more!  Men often choose to shave their beards, but now a days some remove back hair, leg hair, and, um, hair elsewhere too. freshly waxed legs

But what’s the best way to get rid of that body hair?

While there isn’t any “best” hair removal method many men and women prefer waxing.

That said, given how waxing and sugaring (a similar hair removal method that uses a sugar syrup instead of wax.) is done, can it really be OK for your skin?  Tugging so hard at your skin that your hairs are actually pulled out by the follicles has to cause damage right?  Well…..this isn’t an easy “Yes or No” question.

If done properly the skin is pulled taught and this protects it from bruising and chafing, your hair is gone for a month or two (possibly  more), and your skin looks great.  However, you are pulling hair out by the root after all and, as such, you can expect inflammation, redness, and swelling, and for some even bruising; especially in delicate places, like your upper lip, and bikini area for example.  Luckily, this is all temporary and can be minimized by a qualified practitioner, but it’s certainly not ideal.

It’s not just the process that can be harsh though either, the products used after waxing to dissolve the remaining wax residue can contain icky irritants and toxic ingredients.  In addition, some waxes themselves actually contain questionable ingredients.   Considering the delicate places where you’re putting these products it may make you think twice about waxing; or at least it should!

So what to do?

Well, you can be sure the products you (or your aesthetician) are using are hairless chest waxingall natural and as gentle as possible.  You could also switch to sugaring, which is much more natural and requires no toxic clean up solution.

Then, there’s shaving of course.

Or, you might try lasers.

Lasers work to completely damage the hair follicle and fully remove the hair in approximately 6 treatments.  However, this hair removal method isn’t perfect either.   It’s not recommended for the eyebrows as they tend to become sparse with age and we want to make sure we have plenty of hair there for sure. Lasers are for compatible with all skin types either and can cause injury to the skin, darkening, and other side effects if not done properly.  Also, as with any beauty procedure, if you select this option seek a qualified technician.

Overall, the message is that although it has problems, waxing can be a pretty great hair removal solution – after all, no hair removal method is ideal, and with waxing, at least the hair is gone for up to several months with just one treatment!  Just be sure you know what the risks are or, waxing may truly become a sticky situation!

Freaky Franken Fish | Is GMO Salmon a Panacea or BS?

At this point you’ve likely heard about genetically modified foods.  Up until a few years ago, GMOs, were seen only in fruits and vegetables; most commonly foods like corn and soy.  Now though, the FDA is considering GMO Salmonapproving genetically engendered (modified) fish.

We think this is some serious BS – and here’s why.

Firstly, GMO plants are already a large enough issue fraught with consequences that are only now being fully realized.  Why move on to animals?

The companies that make GMO foods always like to spin it that these new modified plants are some panacea and that they’ll “help stop hunger” and “help farmers grow more successful crops”.  The lines they’re spewing are no different with these GM fish.  AquaBounty Technologies is telling folks essentially that genetically modified salmon is amazing and totally justified because these altered fish will grow bigger and faster than natural fish, and, as a result, will help meet the world’s ever increasing demand for fish, and food in general.

But, even if these foods grow bigger, faster, etc. it doesn’t mean the quality of the food is still there.  This franken fish is the combination of the DNA of the Chinook Salmon, the Atlantic Salmon, and another fish called a Pout.  Basically parts of each of these animal’s DNA have been combined in order to grow a big fish fast, yet, they’re trying to say it won’t be different nutritionally than other salmon.

The nutritional information on this fish will have to be different as a result all of this dicing and splicing since it’s not really a salmon after all; not as they’re known in nature anyway.  In fact, it’s already been found that several different chemicals and hormones present in traditional salmon are being seen at different levels in the GM salmon.  For example the omega fatty acids in the GM salmon are at least 12% less than that in natural salmon.  Plus, in addition to nutritional differences, there are also new allergens that could pose a threat as well given this essentially new animal.

These are just small concerns though given the potential environmental impact the genetically modified salmon could have.  While these GM salmon would be “farmed” or raised in an enclosed area, some could easily get out when the water is changed,  when enclosures become loose or damaged, in a natural disaster situation, or in a myriad of other ways.  It’s happened at other types of fish farms, why wouldn’t it happen with genetically modified salmon?

The fish’s eggs are also an issue.  In FDA testing the eggs, although supposed to be sterile, were “fertile up to 5% of the time”!  We all know it just takes one.  Just One!  Then this franken fish DNA is released into the natural salmon population and – well – and what?  No one really knows.

Worse, since Atlantic Salmon DNA is included as part of this genetic concoction, these franken salmon, if released accidentally, could intrude on the endangered Atlantic Salmon’s habitat, compete for mates, etc.  This could have devastating effects on this natural salmon species and may even end up wiping it out completely.

Not only that, let’s say a franken fish gets out of the “farm”, into the stream, and is eaten by a bear, or other wild animal.  Of course they say the GMO salmon is “safe” to eat, but, is it?  And could it have different effects on different animals?

The reality of it all is there are just too many questions to make any of this even reasonably safe for anyone.  And, in fact, it’s highly likely these franken salmon, like other GMO foods, will actually have profound negative effects for those who eat them and the entire planet.

When you think about it that way it’s easy to see that the fact that anyone could promote this type of creation as “food” let alone get FDA approval for it is total BS!

If you feel the same way and want to avoid GMOs including franken fish there are a few things you can do; know your store, read your labels, and talk to your fish providers.  Then, boycott GMOs!  Only support companies you know don’t use GMO ingredients and who also support mandatory labeling of all GMO products.  In addition, be sure to get involved with your state’s Right to Know GMO Legislation campaigns if you have one, and speak out regarding the need for federal regulation and enforcement of mandatory labeling of all GMOs.

Countries around the world are banning GMOs, yet the US continues to produce over 60 % of GMO crops and foods and is now trying to patent this “fish”.  There’s something wrong here and it’s up to us to put a stop to it before it spirals completely out of control and has irreparable consequences!

 

How to Speak Out With Your Wallet to Help Protect the Planet

Planet EarthAs Earth Day arrives this year, it’s obvious the planet needs us now more than ever.  We’ve got Monsanto trying to patent the earth’s plants and seeds – and destroy everyone who attempts to stand in their way – while buying off politicians left and right.  In the US the Keystone XL pipeline has a real potential of becoming a reality, Fracking is destroying land and water everywhere, Air and water pollution are rampant around the globe, China is forcing cosmetic companies to test on animals…and so much more it can be overwhelming to even think about it.  But if you don’t think about it, who will?

After all, like Dr. Seusses’ Lorax said…”Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better it’s not.”

So, the planet needs you – this much is obvious, however, what you can do to help may not be.  One of the most powerful ways you can help heal the planet today is to spend your money with a conscience.

Hate Monsanto and GMOs? – in addition to donating money to your state’s anti GMO legislative initiatives, boycott companies that use Monsanto seed, are owned by Monsanto, or use GMO ingredients.  There are plenty of great, natural brands trying to do the right thing.  It just takes some research to support the right ones and still get the types of items you need.wallet and money

Same with personal care products.  If you want to avoid products that test on animals, you can look for various types of certifications.  While products being Leaping Bunny or PETA certified as cruelty free aren’t the only ones that don’t test on animals since these types of certification processes can often be pricy, for the most part, companies that don’t engage in animal testing are proud to talk about it on their packaging, website, or at least will tell you if you contact them.  Basically, you can’t clearly figure out their policy, don’t spend your money on their product, and move on to a different company that’s willing to be more transparent.

Which brings us to another point.  Shopping with small businesses is more eco friendly and will help you be certain you know who and what you’re choosing to support with your hard earned dollars.  You can discuss policies, practices, and get a feel for those benefiting from your purchase.  This is impossible with many large companies today, and, worse, most try to avoid honest discussions about their products and practices like they’re the plague.  If you don’t spend your money with them though, and choose small, local businesses that see the value in you as a customer and supporter of their work, that’s what will thrive, instead of that corporate ick.

So, take heart, while you may not be able to cure the world of all its ills, you can still effect positive change for the planet in a great many ways; especially by how you spend your money!  Boycott companies that aren’t doing what you think is right, buy from those that are, and get others to do the same.  You’ll be amazed at how quickly a group of informed consumers can change practices and policies!  And, when it all gets a bit overwhelming, remember if you don’t speak up, who will?

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